so. update on my life.
you know how sometimes you're having a really good time and you just. lose track of things? yeah. it was like that except the thing i lost track of was the structural integrity of the apartment. look it was an accident. i was just feeling a little expressive and the curtains were right there and they were ugly anyway so honestly the building should be thanking me
but now everyone's being super dramatic about it and i have to do "community service" to make up for it which is just a fancy way of saying i'm everyone's personal appliance now and i want to file a formal complaint
like fine. FINE. i get it. i burned the apartment down. noted. lesson learned. temperature regulation. very important. i'll work on it