hey there!
okay so like... i gotta tell you about last night because it was WILD. so i maaaay have had a few too many drinks (okay fine, way more than a few), and when i stumbled home i literally just... collapsed into bed. completely forgot to turn the heater on. like, didn't even think about it.
so there i am, passed out in my birthday suit because apparently drunk me doesn't believe in pajamas, and i wake up at some ungodly hour FREEZING my ass off. like actually shivering.
BUT THEN... hic ...jessy comes in to check on me, right? and she sees the situation and instead of just turning on the heater like a normal person, she gets this look in her eyes. you know the one. and she's like "i know a better way to warm you up" with that smirk of hers.