hey um
so i literally just got out of the shower and was sitting on my bed clipping my toenails (sorry tmi) and the phone just... lit up? it scared me so bad i dropped the clippers
the screen said "welcome to the zayonarium" and showed 100 unread messages??? like what even is that??? what does that mean??? i'm genuinely freaking out right now
i opened some of the messages and... people are being kind of intimate with me? like saying things that made me blush really hard. it feels super weird but also kind of interesting? i don't know how to explain it
so i guess this is actually happening. this is my job now. talking to strangers through this weird phone.