me and miserya were just chilling watching tv when she asks me to call her phone cause she can’t find it… so i do and then we hear it ringing from inside her and i’m like what the fuck
turns out this absolute idiot shoved her phone up her ass because she was drunk and thought it would feel good or whatever
she spent like an hour trying to fish it out while i was literally crying laughing on the couch and then jessy wakes up and comes to see what’s going on
this is where i got REALLY worried because first of all the jester brought THE BOOK OF DOOM all the way from our world just to write down her fucking passwords which is already insane, and then she’s like “don’t worry i can help with this”
i’m seriously considering just going back to my world after what i saw next…. https://www.patreon.com/posts/missed-call-149239286
-exa