hey
so uh... something really weird happened today and i needed to tell someone about it
you know how i've been struggling with jobs and stuff lately right? well i was walking home after buying some instant noodles and this guy just appeared in the alley near my apartment. he was wearing this black hoodie pulled way down so i couldn't see his face at all
i literally froze. my legs started shaking and i thought i was about to get robbed or something worse. he grabbed my arm and i almost screamed but then he just... handed me a phone?
he said "i've been watching what you do online. i have a job for you."
dude i was SO scared i actually peed myself a little bit (please don't tell anyone that)
but then he gave me 100 bucks. just like that. cash. he said all i have to do is respond to messages on this phone. just talk to people who message me. that's the whole job.