oh myyy, where do i even start from, WHERE DO I START FROM?
christmas eve was really.. interesting... but christmas morning is where it all got crazy. https://www.patreon.com/posts/146651634
so we were super excited to open our gifts - we got exa her own personal fire extinguisher (i really hope she fancies it hahaha), emma got me a jar with worms because she's literally the sweetest girl ever, and i bought her a pair of crocs so her little dirty feet don't get frozen during the holiday. miserya was EXTRA excited because we hooked her up with the keg master 10000, and she... let's just say she didn't waste any time trying it out...
but what happened next still has me a bit shocked tbh and we're currently debating what the hell we're supposed to do with this freaking pink thing.
so listen, we're opening gifts, everyone's happy, miserya's chugging away, and all of a sudden emma's like "guys who forgot the window open?" as i'm walking into the kitchen i just see this GIANT pink mess sitting in front of the fridge eating whatever's inside it.
clawdia grabbed the broom (oh yeah that was her gift lol) and we just... tied it up. it hasn't said a single word. wasn't even aggressive - just sitting there eating, and now it's tied up with some leftover gift bows like the world's weirdest christmas decoration.
idk what species it is, idk what it wants from us, the only thing i know is it was hungry.
oh wait someone's screaming from the other room
talk soon,
-jessy